I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my being single is dangerous.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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