Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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