I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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