How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
third nipple confirmed
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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