I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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