after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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