I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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