Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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