Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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