i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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