Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Buhtt sex?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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