Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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