You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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