Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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