Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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