That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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