marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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