I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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