This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
