i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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