so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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