nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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