I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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