he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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