eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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