just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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