Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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