What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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