But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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