It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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