i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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