Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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