Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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