Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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