She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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