3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Couch. On fire.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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