i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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