dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My cat gives me a boner
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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