Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well I just put wine in my tea
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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