He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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