don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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