So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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