Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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