that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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