So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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