Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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