Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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