I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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