ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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