is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
MIDGETS
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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