So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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