Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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