McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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