Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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