I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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